Anyways, today I wake up to a beautiful day, the beach, the breeze and the ocean on Wrights Beach in Bodega Bay. To my surprise, Dylan and I, who slept the latest, woke up the earliest that morning. We had a hearty breakfast, frosted flakes w/ dried berries, bacon, chorizo fail scramble and english muffins. Everyone was exhausted from the night before. Ignoring the fact that we were supposed to pack up and checkout by 12, we were visited by a park ranger who tells us that we were supposed to leave by 12 and that we were too noisy. This guy sounded like he woke up on the wrong side of the bed, he thought we were drinking and that he wanted us out in 30 minutes, people were still sleeping and most of us were half awake! 45 minutes later, we are packed up and ready to go Mr.Ihaveadickupmyass comes back and tells us in his pissed off voice to hurry up as if there was another person waiting for our campsite. He then left to go check out other campsites and probably have another helping of cock meat sandwich. Apparently, everywhere else is always hotter than San Francisco, the moment we got back here, it gets colder and the air is more San Francisco like. I get home tired and dirty wanted to take a shower and sleeeeeeep.
I get home, as I am unpacking my dirty clothes, I realize that there is sand in some of my socks and clothes, so I walk out to my stair in a tee shirt and shorts to remove some of the sand out of my new Stussy Drum Bag. When suddenly, BOOM, the fucking door behind me slams shut. I stare at the door for a good 10 minutes thinking, "You've gotta be shitting me." My only option now is to take the bus, from my house in Chinatown, all the way to Mission and Ocean to my Dad's restaurant and get the keys from my mom or dad. Pissed off, tired, and dirty, I grab 95 cents that fell out of my jeans into the bag and I go and take the bus. I miss a 30 bus and it says that the next bus is coming in 5 minutes. Even though that stop was empty, 5 minutes is more than enough for Asian people to gather at this stop and fill enough buses to have me wait for hours on end. I end up walking downtown to the 14 bus and on my way, I saw a midget, and according to Alfonso, those vertically challenged people give you bad luck. The last time I saw a midget I had to quit my job because I had to take nightschool, that's like a double fucking negative. 3 hours later I am in front of my house with my Mom's keys in my hands still pissed, still dirty and still tired beacuse I wasted 2 and a half hours due to my stupidity. FACEPALM.
I walk in my house, shower and sleeeeeeep. I get a call from Jenny and she reminds me that we were supposed to meet up about an hour ago. So, I stayed home, ate dinner, and started a blog. Now, I will be heading out to Jenny's place to go grab some dessert and 100% Sweet Cafe!
EXTRA:
Sunset
Camping!
A guy in a french fry suit!
as Raymond Choi would say," PWWWWWWNED!"
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